Answer me these questions three,ere the side you see…
What has 150 square inches of bump and scratch reducing surface?
What is your favorite gun club?
What was the only color the original Model T Ford made in?
The answer to the secret and hereforth unknown question deleted from the original script by the moose nose wiping director, and then approved by the producer of moose affairs is:
(YES I AM TESTING YOU TO SEE IF ANYONE ACTUALLY READS THIS MOOSE-WRAP DESCRIPTION COPY.)