"Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence.
"She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape," he said.

"It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

Monju Begum told police that Mr Mazi, a married father of five, had been harassing her for the past six months"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13594762

How would a limp noodle prove rape. Bailiff, whack her wee-wee.

GlockLobster wrote: "It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

What do they usually do with them? Feed them to the cats?

(Or give them to goosekiller for his barbeque?)

larrymod wrote: What do they usually do with them?

Full Mount.

GlockLobster wrote:

larrymod wrote: What do they usually do with them?

Full Mount.

Good one. We got us some serious thread spaghetti going here.

Well, his defense is going to be a little weak:

"I did not attempt anything with her your honor!"

"Then your penis just 'slipped' out? It was so massive that it was the first target she could attack ?"

Seriously. This won't end well for him (as if it didn't already).

Gives new meaning to the term WhackaNoodle.