http://www.news.com.au/national/middle- ... 6066040089

Ok, so I'm 41. Should I just sit back and watch them jump in the boat? Does this mean that I actually have to leave the house or will they magically know where to find me? The article is from Australia....does this only apply to Aussies? I suspect that I'm mostly invisible to humans anyway.

I'm so confused!

I think their drains spin in the opposite direction down there, so, there ya go.

This doesn't do me any good. At 63, even my wife doesn't want to jump in my boat anymore.

The guys I know who've been to Australia have all said the same thing, it's like shooting fish in a barrel for American men because the ratio of women to men is so large. The Navy and Air Force guys talked about the different poster boards at the port with a woman's picture and a phone number that simply said "Americans please call." You should go there judge, help get over your recent lady troubles.

You should go there judge, help get over your recent lady troubles./

Oh, I'm not ready to turn off the cloaking device just yet. I'm still of the mind that women are nothing but trouble.

In another month or so, I don't know.

judgepacker wrote:

You should go there judge, help get over your recent lady troubles./

Oh, I'm not ready to turn off the cloaking device just yet. I'm still of the mind that women are nothing but trouble.

They are trouble, but so is tequila, and you still see it in the stores.

JayFromPA wrote:

judgepacker wrote:

You should go there judge, help get over your recent lady troubles./

Oh, I'm not ready to turn off the cloaking device just yet. I'm still of the mind that women are nothing but trouble.

They are trouble, but so is tequila, and you still see it in the stores.

And we keep buying it.