http://www.watoday.com.au/world/nz-truc ... rom=age_ft

"Doctors say a New Zealand truck driver who inflated "like a balloon" when he fell buttocks-first onto a compressed air nozzle is lucky to be alive."

Only in New Zealand... oops, sorry Alan

I hope those doctors took the opportunity to give him a sigmoidoscopy while he was still inflated.

(For you youngsters that haven't yet had this lovely procedure, ask any 50+ guy about it...)

AdAstra wrote:http://www.watoday.com.au/world/nz-truc ... rom=age_ft

"Doctors say a New Zealand truck driver who inflated "like a balloon" when he fell buttocks-first onto a compressed air nozzle is lucky to be alive."

Only in New Zealand... oops, sorry Alan

Yes, he "FELL" that's his story and he is staying with it!!

Mary and Joseph!? How the hell does that happen? Shoved an air tube up his ass and inflated himself...by accident? I ain't buying...this doesn't pass the smell test...

Whakatane Hospital - Pronounced Fuckatane.

I'm pretty sure I deserved that, AdAstra.

masonalannz wrote:Whakatane Hospital - Pronounced Fuckatane.

I'm pretty sure I deserved that, AdAstra.

It's actually not as bad as the guy in Aus who went to the hospital with a bottle up his patootie...
http://www.mja.com.au/public/issues/xma ... innon.html

Ahh, those country bumpkins and their extra-curricular activities....

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

(Read out loud for intended effect).

Ok, so I totally read the title of this thread as

"Re: Liberally blowing up someone's ass..."

And I was expecting some interesting commentary on our current wars, and the shift to making UAVs do more and more of our dirty work...

MtnMan wrote:Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

(Read out loud for intended effect).

Hah!

I think I've heard that one before, but you get points for perfect placement.

He then proceeded to set the Guinness World Record for longest sustained blast of flatulence.

rolandson wrote:...this doesn't pass the smell test...

Now that there's funny - I don't care who you are, that's just plain funny.