TxChinaman wrote:

AmirMortal wrote:I just like fun quotes. I am not a man of means, so listing my possessions would be short and pointless. There are a few guys I used to work with who would keep every backstage pass they'd ever gotten on a single lanyard. It always looked silly, but it was good for confusing security.

Irregardless, this doesn't really seem to apply here though; and it's a whole nother thing. All of the sudden I feel silly.

If you think listing your posessions is bad... I once worked for a huge jerk who kept a leather bound albumn in his briefcase with photos of his racing sailboat, horse ranch, luxury car, house, etc... On his travels for business, he would whip it out at bars to try and impress women. I think he actually met 2 of his wives gold digging whores that way.

If you use shit for bail you end up catching bottom feeders.

Simmer down wrote:

TxChinaman wrote:

AmirMortal wrote:I just like fun quotes. I am not a man of means, so listing my possessions would be short and pointless. There are a few guys I used to work with who would keep every backstage pass they'd ever gotten on a single lanyard. It always looked silly, but it was good for confusing security.

Irregardless, this doesn't really seem to apply here though; and it's a whole nother thing. All of the sudden I feel silly.

If you think listing your posessions is bad... I once worked for a huge jerk who kept a leather bound albumn in his briefcase with photos of his racing sailboat, horse ranch, luxury car, house, etc... On his travels for business, he would whip it out at bars to try and impress women. I think he actually met 2 of his wives gold digging whores that way.

If you use shit for bait you end up catching bottom feeders.

Hah!

The last one he married took half his stuff in the divorce. He went bankrupt not long after that and ate his gun.

TxChinaman wrote:
The last one he married took half his stuff in the divorce. He went bankrupt not long after that and ate his gun.

Goddam!

Amir, I love your sig. Lightning!- :lol:I see Sigs as terms of an idea that we want to attatch ourselves to and display to others as a way of branding ourselves or some shit like that. Listing possessions is purposelessly stupid.

I just hate Ayn Rand.

I swiped a Jefferson quote in a sig from here a while back and I use it on Glock Talk.

“I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country”

I don't post on Glock Talk much any more so I have yet to be called out on it.

masonalannz wrote:

Paladin wrote:How would you know?

I tried it for a while. People kept trying to be my friend. It was creepy.

As I recall, you had beer.

the comedian wrote:

masonalannz wrote:

Paladin wrote:How would you know?

I tried it for a while. People kept trying to be my friend. It was creepy.

As I recall, you had beer.

Most of it wasn't even good beer. Whores!

Paladin wrote:I hate kv his is just way too big. I can see if you are on a vehicle specific forum you would list guns can be a bit too many.

Love you too!

It's just a play on the "my tallywacker is bigger than your tallywacker" thing. It's also done on the flight sim forums. Everyone puts down what type of computer they have and how much ram they have, how big the hard drive is, what kind of video card they have and how much memory it has AND what kind of flight control system that they use. They will also sometimes list the names of the Virtual Airlines that they fly for and how many aircraft are in their virtual hangars.