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End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:16 am
by lacowboy
Would everyone who believes the world will end today at 6pm, please write me a check for the balance in your account. Since you won't be needing it and I could sure use it surely it wouldn't hurt anyone.
Thank you very much.
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:57 am
by Simmer down
Nice try, Cowboy. I've already given everything to charity and I'm using this computer at the library.
I see you've migrated to Texas. Howdy.
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:03 am
by goosekiller
Sure. No problem. Give me y---
I was going to ask for your address, but remembered i can just call your buddy True Patriot.
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:17 pm
by Caliman73
goosekiller wrote:Sure. No problem. Give me y---
I was going to ask for your address, but remembered i can just call your buddy True Patriot.
Whoah goose, I thought your were going to challenge cowboy to a fight...
Actually cowboy, the world is ending in October. Today is just the Rapture. I will pray for your soul. Good luck my son. I have left my vast fortune to my pet turtle.
See you all tomorrow
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:30 pm
by eelj
I thought the world was supposed to come to an end today which means the rapture happened a thousand years ago?
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:35 pm
by Greengunner
The balance in my bank account? You mean my debt?
Sure, you can have that
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:51 pm
by eelj
Greengunner wrote:The balance in my bank account? You mean my debt?
Sure, you can have that
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:58 pm
by highdesert
I can't wait to hear all the back pedaling tomorrow. Harold Camping has been through this before with a prediction, wonder how much he made off it this time. I'd like to see a grand jury impaneled to do some investigating.
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:48 pm
by neotrotsky
highdesert wrote:I can't wait to hear all the back pedaling tomorrow. Harold Camping has been through this before with a prediction, wonder how much he made off it this time. I'd like to see a grand jury impaneled to do some investigating.
Screw that: I don't want a grand jury presiding over this farce. It will just give credibility that Christianity is a state business and I sure as hell don't want that. If they were foolish enough to believe in this fairy tale (and one their own religion said was BS), then it's their fault.
It seems that Harold Camping told the Associated Press that Judgement Day WILL happen, and there is no reason that it will NOT happen! Although, his neighbours state that he is not at home right now..
Re: End of the world
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:53 pm
by Sonofagun
Hey! We're Dead! It Happened! I knew Heaven Would Be Just Like This...
