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JayFromPA wrote:

Xela wrote:

Inquisitor wrote:Drunk people bounce.

I recently tested that hypothesis.

Let's just say I have sufficient "proof" to say it doesn't have enough weight to become a theory.

Or maybe I'm just not rubbery enough...

Xela

Or you weren't drunk enough. Tequila is good for enhancement of the body's rubber potential - I managed to fall through a second story window to the concrete sidewalk without a bruise or scratch. Such is the power of tequila, makes you invincible just before invisible.

WTF?

Alcohol is a helluva drug. My team leader in Germany took two shots from a taser and didn't go down, he just ripped them from the MPs hands, funny to hear them tell the story.

And why did it have to be a Lancer? These stupid kids watch the Fast and the Furious and think they're going to be street racers if they buy a Lancer. They don't even get the Evolution model with all of the rally enhancements or even the Lancer Ralliart, they get the DE for 15k, and then they don't even know how to drive it. Nothing irritates me more than being behind one of these tools and watching them slow down to 5MPH to make a turn or revving their 143HP engine next to my '92 Galant VR4. Then they get drunk and this is what happens. I read the other day that the majority of insurance claims filed are Mitsubishi Lancers, I'm not surprised.