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Don't leave it up to fate. You need to cauterize the stump so that the condition won't return. Bang one of her friends.

Just my two cents.

gendoikari87 wrote:I think for now i'm going to let the fatesdecide this one for me. I've applied to every major weapons firm as a sales representative, and I've gotten back from one already that "while we are not looking to hire right now, your resume' and experience are impressive and we would like to keep your resume' on file."

Wait, Wha..? (to be interpreted in the style of Johnny Cochran) "That don't make no sense!"

You're going to let fate decide whether you get back together with a seemingly unstable woman and this is tied to the job market? I am either missing something or this is surely a sign of generational shift like when the cashier at the grocery store calls you "sir".

That's like saying, "I just stubbed my toe so I think I'll shove this chainsaw up my ass!"

I mean if i find a sales representative job position in knoxville I might go back if she'll take me. other than that fucker.

gendoikari87 wrote:I mean if i find a sales representative job position in knoxville I might go back if she'll take me. other than that fucker.

It would be better for you to jam your dick under the wheels of a moving crosstown bus than for you to go back if the crazy chick will take you.

Did you forget this already?

gendoikari87 wrote:So after I paid her first two months of rent and her cell phone bill for the majority of the year, my fiancee decides to break things off with me and never talk to me again because I didn't finish cleaning her stuff out of the apartment after helping her to do so in her absence.

JayFromPA wrote:

gendoikari87 wrote:I mean if i find a sales representative job position in knoxville I might go back if she'll take me. other than that fucker.

It would be better for you to jam your dick under the wheels of a moving crosstown bus than for you to go back if the crazy chick will take you.

Did you forget this already?

gendoikari87 wrote:So after I paid her first two months of rent and her cell phone bill for the majority of the year, my fiancee decides to break things off with me and never talk to me again because I didn't finish cleaning her stuff out of the apartment after helping her to do so in her absence.

+1

Also, get your lazy but from the couch and go out there and apply in person!!! Dude, take it from me - a guy who was out of work three years in the last ten. Looking for job is a full-time job. Internet is only one (easiest) way of finding out and applying but it's also the way that produces least results, unless you're a PhD guy in a very rare field that is extremely important these days.

So, like I said - get your but and go, mingle. Forget about her and instead of sending out emails applying for work, use Internet for what was originally designed - PORN! And to make sure you don't have any wishes to get back with that girl, go visit that site "Fuck My Wife" and imagine that you're a guy who's sitting on the side with a dry dick while his girlfriend gets rammed by some random dude.... and think that will be your future with her!

mvelimir wrote:

JayFromPA wrote:

gendoikari87 wrote:I mean if i find a sales representative job position in knoxville I might go back if she'll take me. other than that fucker.

It would be better for you to jam your dick under the wheels of a moving crosstown bus than for you to go back if the crazy chick will take you.

Did you forget this already?

gendoikari87 wrote:So after I paid her first two months of rent and her cell phone bill for the majority of the year, my fiancee decides to break things off with me and never talk to me again because I didn't finish cleaning her stuff out of the apartment after helping her to do so in her absence.

+1

Also, get your lazy but from the couch and go out there and apply in person!!! Dude, take it from me - a guy who was out of work three years in the last ten. Looking for job is a full-time job. Internet is only one (easiest) way of finding out and applying but it's also the way that produces least results, unless you're a PhD guy in a very rare field that is extremely important these days.

So, like I said - get your but and go, mingle. Forget about her and instead of sending out emails applying for work, use Internet for what was originally designed - PORN! And to make sure you don't have any wishes to get back with that girl, go visit that site "Fuck My Wife" and imagine that you're a guy who's sitting on the side with a dry dick while his girlfriend gets rammed by some random dude.... and think that will be your future with her!

+2

But what do I do if I end up being that lonely cat man.... I"m already half way there, Jiji counts for two cats, he's 14lbs.

Also, get your lazy but from the couch and go out there and apply in person!!! Dude, take it from me - a guy who was out of work three years in the last ten. Looking for job is a full-time job. Internet is only one (easiest) way of finding out and applying but it's also the way that produces least results, unless you're a PhD guy in a very rare field that is extremely important these days.

That's what i do during the day, most of my time this last week has been out puttng in paper applications. Can't put any sales rep apps in in person because there are none for three hours drive.

gendoikari87 wrote:

mvelimir wrote:Bipolar chicks are nothing but trouble. They are fun when they are euphoric, but as soon as they switch into a depress-mode, gotta run from them.

You speak the damn truth.

Even when medicated to smooth out the manic and depressive phases, many eventually go off the mood stabilizing medication and continually cycle between moods. In the manic phase, gamblers and shopaholics can do serious damage to a checking account. A romance is one thing, but marriage with children is something for very serious thought.