So I'm reading a book with my coffee this morning, and I'm just laughing my ass off. Its a book about the Dulles brothers. So when Alan Dulles was the most junior intelligence officer in Vienna in 1916, he was passed a note that a Russian asset wanted to meet with him, and could only meet with him the following day; which was a Saturday.
But here's the problem. Dulles had a weekend getaway scheduled with a pair of hot Swiss twins. So of course he listens to his dick, and goes away with the twins. (which is pretty legit...I mean, hot twins... That's a once in a lifetime opportunity for epic debauchery).
As it turns out, the person who wanted to meet and become a US intelligence asset was none other than Vladimir Lenin.
We could have had Lenin as an intelligence asset...but...
1“I think there’s a right-wing conspiracy to promote the idea of a left-wing conspiracy”