Call: 1-800-F*CK-OFF
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2Jesus Loves You
Everyone else thinks you're an Asshole
Everyone else thinks you're an Asshole
'Sorry stupid people but there are some definite disadvantages to being stupid."
-John Cleese
-John Cleese
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4Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country.
And let me tell you somethin' bout the whole "an ant can lift a hundred times its weight" buisness, it's a myth, how much do you think an ant actually weighs--like nothin, what's nothin times a hundred....IT"S NOTHING!
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5Hey guys the 70s called and said to stop this thread.
An intellectual is someone that can change their mind after being given enough evidence.
“ I nearly murdered somebody, and it made me realise that you can't face violence with violence. It doesn't work. ”
—Joe Strummer
“ I nearly murdered somebody, and it made me realise that you can't face violence with violence. It doesn't work. ”
—Joe Strummer
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6The jerk store called, they're running out of you!Paladin wrote:Hey guys the 70s called and said to stop this thread.
And let me tell you somethin' bout the whole "an ant can lift a hundred times its weight" buisness, it's a myth, how much do you think an ant actually weighs--like nothin, what's nothin times a hundred....IT"S NOTHING!
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7.
From the liberal store http://theliberalstore.com/bumpersticke ... ckers.html
Lots of corn
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Lots of corn
Puffing up is no substitute for smarts but it's a common home remedy
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8"It's Not That I'm Old.....Your Music Really DOES Suck!"
The Detroit Red Wings. It's not just a game; it's a religion!
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9
"Profits are privatized. Losses are socialized."
"We postulate that man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole."
"We postulate that man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole."
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10This from the guy who started the "what is your CB handle" thread.Paladin wrote:Hey guys the 70s called and said to stop this thread.
"The waves which dash on the shore are, one by one, broken; but yet the ocean conquers nevertheless."
- Lord Byron
- Lord Byron
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11What do you get when you cross Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin?
A 17 year old abstinence minded daughter.
A 17 year old abstinence minded daughter.
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12Choose death
I don't like to think of my self as an artist so much as someone who stares at empty spaces and imagines s--t.
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14I'm the reason your kid didn't make honor roll.
An intellectual is someone that can change their mind after being given enough evidence.
“ I nearly murdered somebody, and it made me realise that you can't face violence with violence. It doesn't work. ”
—Joe Strummer
“ I nearly murdered somebody, and it made me realise that you can't face violence with violence. It doesn't work. ”
—Joe Strummer
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15From my soon-to-be sister-in-law
"Midwives help people out"
"Midwives help people out"
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected."
-G.K. Chesterton
-G.K. Chesterton
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16"If we don't protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?"
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19Saw this today...a portrait of G.W.Bush. At the top it read "Like a rock", and along the bottom, "only dumber".
Weaselina & I laffed our arses off.
Weaselina & I laffed our arses off.
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20Thanks to Bush, I need vaseline when I get gasoline.rglad wrote:Saw this today...a portrait of G.W.Bush. At the top it read "Like a rock", and along the bottom, "only dumber".
Weaselina & I laffed our arses off.
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21My karma ran over your dogma.
"Hillary Clinton is the finest, bravest, kindest, the most wonderful person I've ever known in my whole life" Raymond Shaw
