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ABOUT TOO GO OUT OF MY FECKEN MIND. BEEN IN A RECLINER WITH HAND WRAPPED IN ICE AND ELEVATED FOR 7 DAYS NOW AT LEAST 1 MORE WEEK OF THIS. CAN'T PLAY GUITAR NO SHOOTING NO NOTHING. GOT MY HARMONICA OUT AND LEARNED DIRTY OLD TOWN BY SHANE MACGOWAN. DRIVING MY WIFE NUTS, SHEIT

irishman wrote:ABOUT TOO GO OUT OF MY FECKEN MIND. BEEN IN A RECLINER WITH HAND WRAPPED IN ICE AND ELEVATED FOR 7 DAYS NOW AT LEAST 1 MORE WEEK OF THIS. CAN'T PLAY GUITAR NO SHOOTING NO NOTHING. GOT MY HARMONICA OUT AND LEARNED DIRTY OLD TOWN BY SHANE MACGOWAN. DRIVING MY WIFE NUTS, SHEIT

Oh man, that sucks.

Hey, bring your guitar to the meeting in June.... maybe you can teach me how to play. I can't play for shit!

You could work on your lefty Fonzie impersonation or practice flipping the bird with your weak hand. Just don't know how left handers get by

GlockLobster wrote:You could work on your lefty Fonzie impersonation or practice flipping the bird with your weak hand. Just don't know how left handers get by

As a lefty, there are very few left handed friendly activities out there. Also, there are very few one handed friendly activities out there, beyond the obvious one, and I think that might drive his wife crazier.

You mentioned you might like to be a bit better read...

The Grapes of Wrath is a good read. I think you would enjoy it much.

Somebody said that if you use your other hand to masturbate, it's almost like having sex first time with a total stranger.

DuckyChan wrote:

GlockLobster wrote:You could work on your lefty Fonzie impersonation or practice flipping the bird with your weak hand. Just don't know how left handers get by

As a lefty, there are very few left handed friendly activities out there. Also, there are very few one handed friendly activities out there, beyond the obvious one, and I think that might drive his wife crazier.

I AM RIGHT HANDED BUT I DO A LOT WITH LEFT HAND I THINK THAT CAME FROM BEING AN APPLIANCE TECH SOMEWHAT AMEN DEXTEROUS GO FIGURE...........

mvelimir wrote:Somebody said that if you use your other hand to masturbate, it's almost like having sex first time with a total stranger.

That's like trading in you Fararri for a VW.

Great Tune!

I drive my wife nuts with the tin whistle.

GlockLobster wrote:You could work on your lefty Fonzie impersonation or practice flipping the bird with your weak hand. Just don't know how left handers get by

We do an intense amount of work at the shrink's office. As sinister Americans, we have feelings too!

learn to tapdance. then you can entertain everyone during the talent show at the meeting.

din wrote:learn to tapdance. then you can entertain everyone during the talent show at the meeting.

din, you can do the traditional recreation of 'Dirty Dancing' with goosekiller. I hear he is pretty light on his feet.

irishman wrote:ABOUT TOO GO OUT OF MY FECKEN MIND. BEEN IN A RECLINER WITH HAND WRAPPED IN ICE AND ELEVATED FOR 7 DAYS NOW AT LEAST 1 MORE WEEK OF THIS. CAN'T PLAY GUITAR NO SHOOTING NO NOTHING. GOT MY HARMONICA OUT AND LEARNED DIRTY OLD TOWN BY SHANE MACGOWAN. DRIVING MY WIFE NUTS, SHEIT

Get shit faced on Jameson's and sing Pogues songs off tune till you passout.

Love&A.45 wrote:

irishman wrote:ABOUT TOO GO OUT OF MY FECKEN MIND. BEEN IN A RECLINER WITH HAND WRAPPED IN ICE AND ELEVATED FOR 7 DAYS NOW AT LEAST 1 MORE WEEK OF THIS. CAN'T PLAY GUITAR NO SHOOTING NO NOTHING. GOT MY HARMONICA OUT AND LEARNED DIRTY OLD TOWN BY SHANE MACGOWAN. DRIVING MY WIFE NUTS, SHEIT

Get shit faced on Jameson's and sing Pogues songs off tune till you passout.

That was everyday of his life so far. Lol