Breaking News! Penis size tied to number of firearms owned
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:41 am
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/1/17 ... e-of-a-man
Wow. This guy does crazy good snark.
Wow. This guy does crazy good snark.
The research looked at 300 average American men who owned multiple guns. Those 300 were then weighed, measure, and found wanting. Following that, the men were then encouraged to buy even more guns over the next year. They were then were then weighed and measured again, and found wanting even more.
"Ze penis iz so wee, still," said Dr. Svenenberg in an accent that no one could really identify. "Iz almozt of no uze. Like a wee pinkie toe."