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Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:52 pm
by Paladin
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:33 pm
by GlockLobster
There must be a quite homosexual agenda afoot up here then.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:58 pm
by Simmer down
Pat's just high again.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:47 pm
by highdesert
Simmer down wrote:Pat's just high again.
Yes but I don't think it's marijuana, I think he found something more powerful and it's not religion.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:10 pm
by GlockLobster
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:28 pm
by din
guess that explains greenland.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:59 am
by mark
I wish you would have posted this a few days ago.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:26 am
by flemco
I........
I'm not sure I can even complete that sentence. In my head, all I think is "I" and then my fucking brain locks up.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:25 am
by eelj
Evidently gays can't drive in snowy conditions, I thought it was just southerners.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:19 pm
by AmirMortal
eelj wrote:Evidently gays can't drive in snowy conditions, I thought it was just southerners.
[Sarcasm] Man! You Yanks just won't let up on us Southerners! So now we're all gay?[/sarcasm]
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:42 pm
by Love&A.45
God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."
……… I don't even know how to respond to that ………
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:54 pm
by AmirMortal
Love&A.45 wrote:God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."
……… I don't even know how to respond to that ………
It's very sad really, if he would just admit to himself that he wants a man, he would probably be much happier and so would as lot of other people. Maybe he wouldn't have to hang out in airport bathrooms anymore, unless he wanted to, that is.

Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:02 pm
by Paladin
Although it gives time in the men's room to take a wide stance.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:11 pm
by stickman
As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, "I think God probably wonders: If these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"
I've been wondering that myself for years...
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:21 pm
by eelj
Love&A.45 wrote:God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."
……… I don't even know how to respond to that ………
Doesn't rush limbaugh live in New York? Maybe the reverand robertson figured he was planning to fly to the Dominican Republic.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:31 pm
by DuckyChan
flemco wrote:I........
I'm not sure I can even complete that sentence. In my head, all I think is "I" and then my fucking brain locks up.
I'd offer you a hard restart but that generally involves a smack to the back of the head. Or yelling "GLENN BECK NAKED" at you.
That generally clears my brain up and empties everything out to the point I can't even remember what was going on before hand.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:37 pm
by Skeptilius
These are not good times for gays. We got blamed for 9/11, the hurricanes that devastated the Gulf Coast, the oil spill in the Gulf - now we are responsible for the bad weather in the northeast. Add to that we just lost our military exemption thanks to Obama. Bad times indeed for us queers.

Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:41 pm
by Paladin
We were going to go look at curtains and the snow stopped that.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:28 am
by eelj
We have had a lovely "snow event" today. Must be about 8 or 9 inches of very dry fluffy snow. Made me wish that I still had the knees for skiing I hit the slopes tomorrow for sure, Isaw half a dozen cars in the ditch on the way home from work tonight, actually thought about this thread.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:00 pm
by Antiquus
YabuUS wrote:Add to that we just lost our military exemption thanks to Obama. Bad times indeed for us queers.


That is a freaking hoot. Wait until you can marry, have children, pay alimony, deal with an ex and child support... ARE YOU SURE you want to join us in this mess?
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:44 pm
by MetalSlugIV
DuckyChan wrote:flemco wrote:I........
I'm not sure I can even complete that sentence. In my head, all I think is "I" and then my fucking brain locks up.
I'd offer you a hard restart but that generally involves a smack to the back of the head. Or yelling "GLENN BECK NAKED" at you.
That generally clears my brain up and empties everything out to the point I can't even remember what was going on before hand.
That is usually enough to shut down most people's brains. Except the closeted repubs that fap to his show daily.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:04 pm
by highdesert
"GLENN BECK NAKED"
There are somethings that should never be visualized.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:09 am
by din
highdesert wrote:"GLENN BECK NAKED"
There are somethings that should never be visualized.

it's probably not
that bad, just like a big, gooey pile of suet with a flat top.
Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:20 am
by Skeptilius
Antiquus wrote:YabuUS wrote:Add to that we just lost our military exemption thanks to Obama. Bad times indeed for us queers.


That is a freaking hoot. Wait until you can marry, have children, pay alimony, deal with an ex and child support... ARE YOU SURE you want to join us in this mess?

I suppose being careful what you wish for would apply here.
