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Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:52 pm
by Paladin

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:33 pm
by GlockLobster
There must be a quite homosexual agenda afoot up here then.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:58 pm
by Simmer down
Pat's just high again.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:47 pm
by highdesert
Simmer down wrote:Pat's just high again.
Yes but I don't think it's marijuana, I think he found something more powerful and it's not religion.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:10 pm
by GlockLobster
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Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:28 pm
by din
guess that explains greenland.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:59 am
by mark
I wish you would have posted this a few days ago.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:26 am
by flemco
I........



I'm not sure I can even complete that sentence. In my head, all I think is "I" and then my fucking brain locks up.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:25 am
by eelj
Evidently gays can't drive in snowy conditions, I thought it was just southerners.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:19 pm
by AmirMortal
eelj wrote:Evidently gays can't drive in snowy conditions, I thought it was just southerners.
[Sarcasm] Man! You Yanks just won't let up on us Southerners! So now we're all gay?[/sarcasm]

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:42 pm
by Love&A.45
God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."

……… I don't even know how to respond to that ………

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:54 pm
by AmirMortal
Love&A.45 wrote:God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."

……… I don't even know how to respond to that ………
It's very sad really, if he would just admit to himself that he wants a man, he would probably be much happier and so would as lot of other people. Maybe he wouldn't have to hang out in airport bathrooms anymore, unless he wanted to, that is. :hannibal:

Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:02 pm
by Paladin
Although it gives time in the men's room to take a wide stance.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:11 pm
by stickman
As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, "I think God probably wonders: If these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"
I've been wondering that myself for years...

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:21 pm
by eelj
Love&A.45 wrote:God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."

……… I don't even know how to respond to that ………
Doesn't rush limbaugh live in New York? Maybe the reverand robertson figured he was planning to fly to the Dominican Republic.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:31 pm
by DuckyChan
flemco wrote:I........



I'm not sure I can even complete that sentence. In my head, all I think is "I" and then my fucking brain locks up.
I'd offer you a hard restart but that generally involves a smack to the back of the head. Or yelling "GLENN BECK NAKED" at you.

That generally clears my brain up and empties everything out to the point I can't even remember what was going on before hand.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:37 pm
by Skeptilius
These are not good times for gays. We got blamed for 9/11, the hurricanes that devastated the Gulf Coast, the oil spill in the Gulf - now we are responsible for the bad weather in the northeast. Add to that we just lost our military exemption thanks to Obama. Bad times indeed for us queers. :no:

Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:41 pm
by Paladin
We were going to go look at curtains and the snow stopped that.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:28 am
by eelj
We have had a lovely "snow event" today. Must be about 8 or 9 inches of very dry fluffy snow. Made me wish that I still had the knees for skiing I hit the slopes tomorrow for sure, Isaw half a dozen cars in the ditch on the way home from work tonight, actually thought about this thread. :D :D

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:00 pm
by Antiquus
YabuUS wrote:Add to that we just lost our military exemption thanks to Obama. Bad times indeed for us queers. :no:
:lol: That is a freaking hoot. Wait until you can marry, have children, pay alimony, deal with an ex and child support... ARE YOU SURE you want to join us in this mess?

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:44 pm
by MetalSlugIV
DuckyChan wrote:
flemco wrote:I........



I'm not sure I can even complete that sentence. In my head, all I think is "I" and then my fucking brain locks up.
I'd offer you a hard restart but that generally involves a smack to the back of the head. Or yelling "GLENN BECK NAKED" at you.

That generally clears my brain up and empties everything out to the point I can't even remember what was going on before hand.
That is usually enough to shut down most people's brains. Except the closeted repubs that fap to his show daily.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:04 pm
by highdesert
"GLENN BECK NAKED"
There are somethings that should never be visualized. :yucky:

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:09 am
by din
highdesert wrote:
"GLENN BECK NAKED"
There are somethings that should never be visualized. :yucky:
it's probably not that bad, just like a big, gooey pile of suet with a flat top.

Re: Hey mark stop doing gay things and the snow will stop

Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:20 am
by Skeptilius
Antiquus wrote:
YabuUS wrote:Add to that we just lost our military exemption thanks to Obama. Bad times indeed for us queers. :no:
:lol: That is a freaking hoot. Wait until you can marry, have children, pay alimony, deal with an ex and child support... ARE YOU SURE you want to join us in this mess?
:lol: I suppose being careful what you wish for would apply here. :lol: