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Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:45 pm
by Eris
A little lighter take on the differences between the left and the right.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2018/10/rep ... scinating/
They say sex is all in your head, and Republicans and Democrats have vastly different ways of thinking. They also have different sexual fantasies – and the psychology behind the preferences are blindingly obvious when you think about it.

Republicans, the party of “family values,” fantasize about sex outside of marriage. While the evangelical Christian base of the party decries marriage equality and positions themselves as the morality police, their secret desires are the exact opposite.

Self-identified Republicans fantasize about infidelity, orgies, partner swapping, going to seedy strip clubs, and cuckolding (watching your partner have sex with someone else) according to the largest and most comprehensive survey of sexual fantasies ever conducted in the United States.

On the other hand, self-identified Democrats are all about BDSM. From spanking to bondage, Democrats are all about giving – and receiving – pain. In fact, the biggest difference between the two parties was on masochism – deriving sexual pleasure from being humiliated and/or hurt. Democrats love it. Republicans, not so much.

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:51 pm
by HuckleberryFun
Dems are masochists that get off on being hurt and humiliated?
This may explain much...

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:51 pm
by TrueTexan
Does that explain why the Dems like to take a beating on elections?

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:59 pm
by YankeeTarheel
I really hate you now, Eris! GRRRRRRR!!!!!

YOU just put in my head the image of the sexual fantasies of Mitch McConnell! :oops: :evil: :sick: :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I just threw up in my mouth!

(No, I don't hate you--beyond this thread! :roflmao: )

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:02 pm
by highdesert
Interestingly enough, neither Republicans nor Democrats fantasized frequently about having sex with a politician. But for those who did, members of both parties chose the same person most frequently: Sarah Palin.
Yuck! :thumbdown:

Lehmiller is at the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, Bloomington.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story ... ics-221919

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:07 pm
by TrueTexan
Did any of the Reptilians besides Agent Orange mention watersports? YT think of the Turtle. :D

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:18 pm
by YankeeTarheel
TrueTexan wrote: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:07 pm Did any of the Reptilians besides Agent Orange mention watersports? YT think of the Turtle. :D
I'm trying NOT to! Is there something bad happening in the world I can focus on?

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:32 am
by Bisbee
Oh my Lordy Lord. I do believe Eris is heaven sent to spread the gospel of Truth. Hallelujah and praise be those who kink on the wild side.

Oh! I just thought of a great troll test for new members into the forum. They have to identify their sexual fantasies and we can conclude whether they are being honest with themselves, and therefore honest with us.

Darn! Quick, squirrel this article away from the publicly viewable forum.

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:41 am
by Bisbee
Interestingly enough, neither Republicans nor Democrats fantasized frequently about having sex with a politician. But for those who did, members of both parties chose the same person most frequently: Sarah Palin.
Just in case y’all missed this part. -Hallelujah!

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:24 am
by JColville
I fantasize about having Ann Coulter underneath me...with a bus between us.

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:15 am
by TrueTexan
Bisbee wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:41 am
Interestingly enough, neither Republicans nor Democrats fantasized frequently about having sex with a politician. But for those who did, members of both parties chose the same person most frequently: Sarah Palin.
Just in case y’all missed this part. -Hallelujah!
They didn’t go for Kellyanne or Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:59 am
by Wino
I'm calling bullshit on this finding. Or, maybe not - being a left leaning independent I cover both spectrum's alluded to in the theory for left and right. :yahoo:

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:13 pm
by featureless
Wino wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:59 am I'm calling bullshit on this finding. Or, maybe not - being a left leaning independent I cover both spectrum's alluded to in the theory for left and right. :yahoo:
You covet Sarah Palin? :shock: Ew. :lol:

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:56 pm
by Wino
featureless wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:13 pm
Wino wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:59 am I'm calling bullshit on this finding. Or, maybe not - being a left leaning independent I cover both spectrum's alluded to in the theory for left and right. :yahoo:
You covet Sarah Palin? :shock: Ew. :lol:
Traveling extensively and working for a corporation of hedonistic alcoholics, I learned in my formative years (20-60) not to be choosy as one never knew where their next 'meal' would appear, if at all. :oops: :laugh: :laugh:

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:25 am
by ViktyrGehrig
I make it a rule never to allow the same subset of people to have a working knowledge of both my political fantasies and my sexual fantasies.

Re: Republicans and Democrats have different sexual fantasies

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:21 pm
by Bisbee
Yes, it’s dangerous when anyone has all the cards about us, n’est pas?