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Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

3 by TrueTexan
You also have the Powerball that nobody won last night. Win both and your an instant Billonaire
Of course the chance of winning both is 1 in 88 quadrillion (that's 15 zeros)
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

7 by Darwinchip
Carl_Spackler wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:09 pm Prediction: Someone in one of these states will win the lottery -- Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, California, Indiana, Florida, Illinois and Missouri :blink:

I've got a whopping 2 tickets :yahoo:
I live in Missouri, does that give me better odds of winning somehow? (Or does my not playing negate those better odds?)
He roughed us, then he cuffed us
And he took us off to jail
No picture on a poster, no reward, and no bail

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

8 by Carl_Spackler
Darwinchip wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:11 pm
Carl_Spackler wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:09 pm Prediction: Someone in one of these states will win the lottery -- Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, California, Indiana, Florida, Illinois and Missouri :blink:

I've got a whopping 2 tickets :yahoo:
I live in Missouri, does that give me better odds of winning somehow? (Or does my not playing negate those better odds?)
Nah. I was just pulling random states outta my butt. I think the ones I've mentioned have historically won a lot of jackpots. I'm sure there are a few others

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

11 by TrueTexan
YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:06 pm I live in NJ. I should win just to compensate for that! :laugh: :roflmao:
You have my Sympathy and you know where you find that in the dictionary. :D

It could be worse you could live in New York City!.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

12 by YankeeTarheel
TrueTexan wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:08 pm
YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:06 pm I live in NJ. I should win just to compensate for that! :laugh: :roflmao:
You have my Sympathy and you know where you find that in the dictionary. :D

It could be worse you could live in New York City!.
No, I couldn't! (because I have!) I did win 20 bucks, though in the Mega, which is now up to 1.6 billion!
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

13 by TrueTexan
YankeeTarheel wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:18 pm
No, I couldn't! (because I have!) I did win 20 bucks, though in the Mega, which is now up to 1.6 billion!
You did better than we did, all we got was a piece of paper with useless numbers on it.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

15 by YankeeTarheel
TrueTexan wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:43 pm
YankeeTarheel wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:18 pm
No, I couldn't! (because I have!) I did win 20 bucks, though in the Mega, which is now up to 1.6 billion!
You did better than we did, all we got was a piece of paper with useless numbers on it.
Yeah, well, there's no such thing as a bad win or a good loss.
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

16 by Bisbee
well, I can tell none of y'all work in an office...

Why the heck haven't we already pooled our money to buy a ticket under LGC and split the winnings? I mean a bunch of us could put in 5 cents to buy one ticket just to say we did. I'll even put in two 5 cents as soon as I get change for my shiny dime.

We can all take part in this age old tradition of the 'Murican Dream!
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

18 by rascally
Too late! The 1.6 billion winning ticket was pulled last evening, after being sold in South Carolina. And in that state they can stay anonymous, a course of action which I highly recommend to them.

"In every generation there are those who want to rule well - but they mean to rule. They promise to be good masters - but they mean to be masters." — Daniel Webster

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

21 by Bisbee
Ah c'mon YT. Haven't we all been your best buddies since like forever? You can at least offer to gift everyone on the club a Dan Wesson 1911 before you forget about us and move onto the Hamptons.
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

22 by YankeeTarheel
Bisbee wrote: Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:40 pm Ah c'mon YT. Haven't we all been your best buddies since like forever? You can at least offer to gift everyone on the club a Dan Wesson 1911 before you forget about us and move onto the Hamptons.
A) if I had won I might JUST do that (I didn't)
B) Why the FUCK would I want to live in the Hamptons????? :yikes: :see_stars: :wall: :wall: Why would you wish that on me??? :angry:
(Yes, I've visited out there and the ocean is ALWAYS nasty and frigid. Besides, Avalon, NJ is EASILY nicer and closer, and I STILL wouldn't live there, either! And I'll never live in NY again if I can help it!)
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."

Re: Mega Millions? Who's it gonna be?

23 by Bisbee
I've never been there. To a poor Asian boy scratching by on the streets, the Hamptons appear a great bastion of White Privilege. It is where immigrants like us long to find work as a servant -if our ambitions are high enough.
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
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