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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1605 by TrueTexan
For the groaner of the day

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of her body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar. The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?” The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.
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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1608 by YankeeTarheel
TrueTexan wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:41 am For the groaner of the day

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.” The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of her body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar. The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?” The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.
Ouch! :ras: :ras: :ras: :ras: :ras: :ras: :ras: :ras:

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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1609 by Bisbee
“But it was called ‘Liquid Nails’...”

Ha ha ha. Awesome example of DIY fail, CD! Home Depot would be proud.
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1611 by TrueTexan
My Electric Train
Years ago, a few days after Christmas, my mother was working in the kitchen listening to me playing with my new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and me say, "All of you sons of bit*hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitc*es who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

My mother went nuts and told me, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, I came out of my bedroom and resumed playing with my train. Soon the train stopped and my mother heard me say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." Mom heard me continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As mom began to smile, I added, "For those of you who are pi*sed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bi*ch in the kitchen."

My mom washed my mouth out with soap so many times I blew bubbles out my butt for two weeks!
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1622 by sig230
geno wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:57 pm
CDFingers wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:13 am The Escher one was my fave.

CDFingers
+1, I think if I dig to the bottom of my Tee shirt draw, there's still a Escher Tee in there.
Is that the t-shirt with one sleeve on the left and the other in front?
To be vintage it must be older than me!
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