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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1577 by K9s
lurker wrote: Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:26 pm meanwhile, a real bicycle hangs on the wall.
Yes, but how would the nanny discipline the child if she went riding around on a bike? Some things are just more important.
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1581 by sig230
K9s wrote: Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:37 pm
lurker wrote: Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:26 pm meanwhile, a real bicycle hangs on the wall.
Yes, but how would the nanny discipline the child if she went riding around on a bike? Some things are just more important.
She would tie the child behind the bike and let it try to keep up.
To be vintage it must be older than me!
The next gun I buy will be the next to last gun I ever buy. PROMISE!
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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1583 by YankeeTarheel
More like "Clueless" than "Clue". Having to move the Peloton to the garage and back? How much sense does that make?

Peloton: Talk about an over-priced stationary bike that's all sizzle and no steak? WTF do I care what people think about me on my bike?
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1584 by K9s
YankeeTarheel wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:02 am More like "Clueless" than "Clue". Having to move the Peloton to the garage and back? How much sense does that make?

Peloton: Talk about an over-priced stationary bike that's all sizzle and no steak? WTF do I care what people think about me on my bike?
But you could pretend to be a 20-something multimillionaire. If you close your eyes, you could imagine the mansion surrounding you. Isn't that what it's all about? :sarcasm:
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1585 by sig230
K9s wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 2:14 pm
YankeeTarheel wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:02 am More like "Clueless" than "Clue". Having to move the Peloton to the garage and back? How much sense does that make?

Peloton: Talk about an over-priced stationary bike that's all sizzle and no steak? WTF do I care what people think about me on my bike?
But you could pretend to be a 20-something multimillionaire. If you close your eyes, you could imagine the mansion surrounding you. Isn't that what it's all about? :sarcasm:
Not really. You need the new Alexa Holograph unit. "Alexa; put me in the guest cottage living room." "Alexa; put me in the guest cottage living room at the sea shore." "Alexa; put me in the guest cottage living room in Aspen." "Alexa; put me in the guest cottage living room in Cannes."
To be vintage it must be older than me!
The next gun I buy will be the next to last gun I ever buy. PROMISE!
jim

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1597 by TrueTexan
YankeeTarheel wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:55 pm If it's "Butt-Wiper", it wasn't me!

You can tell if it is someone that dislikes you they leave PBR, Coors or Miller Lite. In these times if they hate you they leave Corona.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

1599 by YankeeTarheel
TrueTexan wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:18 pm
YankeeTarheel wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:55 pm If it's "Butt-Wiper", it wasn't me!

You can tell if it is someone that dislikes you they leave PBR, Coors or Miller Lite. In these times if they hate you they leave Corona.
That's because Schlitz is out of business...But if they really, Really, REALLY hate you...they leave you Genesee Beer--2 cases, too!

There was a story about a baseball pitcher with a drinking problem named Mel Famey. He really like Schiltz beer.
Other teams used to refer to Schlitz as "The beer that made Mel Famey walk us!"
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
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