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Those are really good, CD. Good steal!

Another shameless theft, but it makes me wonder, "Too soon?"

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

CDFingers

OK, this is a real screenshot. Make of it what you will, but this on DT's twitter feed.

he doesn't get it but he sees that it's popular. just like everything he does. perception is everything, understanding is irrelevant.

Just remember the Rules for this administration and we will all be fine.

!. Trump is always right.
2. When it appears that Trump is wrong, refer back to rule one.

They should make me laugh but it's SO painful too!

CDFingers

Read this elsewhere:

A woman phones her friend:
"Yesterday, my husband found a cockroach in the kitchen! He mopped the floor, disinfected the counters, even got the cobwebs off the ceiling and cleaned the light fixtures!"



"Tomorrow, I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom."

English style social distancing.

The best way to follow that one is a photo of the mf45 presidency meeting reality.



CDFingers

Thinking of Trump's vast medical knowledge.

I just realized that Trump is just a wealthy Cliff Clavin!

I actually think John Ratzenberger may believe this crap...he's a hard-core ReThug.

There's actually a guy who frequents our local Y, where I would go for the last 9 years till this mess. He looks and sounds a LOT like Cliff, is dumb as dirt, but thinks himself a genius and an authority on every subject under the sun. If you mention to anyone "the guy who looks like Yosemite Sam" they know EXACTLY who you mean. Some put it to me this way: "His name is 'Jack', like 'Jackass'!" which suits him.

We get along GREAT! Almost 3 years ago we got into in when, in his usual pattern of minding everyone else's business but his own, he exploded at me for not using equipment the way HE thinks it should be used (I don't abuse it, and put it back when I'm done). Called me a raft of names, too. We haven't said a word to each other since..that's why we get along great!

in these troubling times.

An elderly Mother living alone in Texas wanted to plant her annual vegetable garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. Her only son, James, who used to help her, was in prison. Mom wrote a letter to her son and described her predicament:

Dear James, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my vegetable garden this year. I’m just getting to old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love Mama

A few days later she received a letter from her son.

Dear Mama, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies and stolen money are buried. Love James

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire back yard without finding any bodies or money. They apologized and left. That same day Mama received another letter from her son.

Dear Mama, go ahead and plant your vegetable garden now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, James

Link to video: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemayb ... dium=web2x

I cannot embed the video here.

K9s wrote:Link to video: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemayb ... dium=web2x

I cannot embed the video here.

Hah! Not sure what gun that was but did the grip panels pop off when it hit the ground?

TrueTexan wrote:in these troubling times.

An elderly Mother living alone in Texas wanted to plant her annual vegetable garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. Her only son, James, who used to help her, was in prison. Mom wrote a letter to her son and described her predicament:

Dear James, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my vegetable garden this year. I’m just getting to old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love Mama

A few days later she received a letter from her son.

Dear Mama, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies and stolen money are buried. Love James

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire back yard without finding any bodies or money. They apologized and left. That same day Mama received another letter from her son.

Dear Mama, go ahead and plant your vegetable garden now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, James

Genius.

kronkmusic wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:32 pm

K9s wrote:Link to video: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemayb ... dium=web2x

I cannot embed the video here.

Hah! Not sure what gun that was but did the grip panels pop off when it hit the ground?

and/or the magazine

lurker wrote:

kronkmusic wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:32 pm

K9s wrote:Link to video: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemayb ... dium=web2x

I cannot embed the video here.

Hah! Not sure what gun that was but did the grip panels pop off when it hit the ground?

and/or the magazine

Probably a 1911 then. 45AARP. Two World Wars. Get off my lawn.

iirc, the "get off my lawn, punk" sneer was delivered over a garand.