and this is mine. a 35 yr old, 35 lb huffy aerowind phase 1 12 speed. suede seat. "ride like the wind". there's a video on utube.
in its' day nothing special, traded a wal-mart mtn bike i was given for it, so the price was right.
before this, i rode a peugeot which i acquired through nefarious means, involving an axe and a young lady. long story.
so this huffy, it has some minor issues, propietary brakes, shifters, derailleurs, seat post, blah blah blah. it's currently a mutt-bike, changed the rear deraileur, brakes and brake levers. brake cable brackets are homemade. the real problem is, it's too small, seat post and handlebar stem at max, can't get full extension. so i'm starting to look for another road bike.
i was never especially serious about bikes, they never defined my lifestyle, although i went on a couple of road rallies and for a couple of years in my 20s it was my sole means of transport. i am stunned, i say stunned, by the changes in bike tech, aluminum, carbon fiber, shifters in the brake levers. computers. on a bicycle?

they've gone back to a version of side-pull brakes, safety levers (i'm seeing them called suicide handles) and open-cage derailleurs are gone... and not for the better. campagnolo, simplex, all the old names are obsolete, replaced by the latest flashy whiz-bang. but the prices! i've bought good used cars and motorcycles for less.
today i looked at a local bike shop, their low end starts at $700. they showed me one for $2200. no, just no. tomorrow i'll go look at wally-world, see what the low end looks like, maybe adjust my attitude or find something i can be happy with. damn yuppies have spoiled everything, again. i just want to ride into town now and again, or tour the back roads, and an old peugeot or raleigh could be fine, just fine, if i can find one big enough. need to haunt the pawn shops and yard sales, i guess
i'm retired. what's your excuse?