Ben Kenobi: How long before you make the jump to lightspeed?
Han Solo: It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the navicomputer.
Luke Skywalker: [frantic] Are you kidding? At the rate they're gaining—
Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?
Luke Skywalker: [points to an alarm on the control panel] What's that flashing?
Han Solo: We're losing our deflector shield! Go strap yourself in, I'm going to make the jump to light speed.
I once had dealings with North Valley Gun Shop's Charlie Clemons. Made me a few guns, he did. He told me a reloading tale. Seems he was messing with those little .223 things you all shoot. He wanted moar speed. So in a Mauser receiver he loaded that sucker to the top--he told me, but luckily I don't remember so some of you yay hoos can't try it.
So he has these hot .223 loads and goes out into the almond orchard to try it--hey: almonds is what we do up here. And almonds make rabbits. So he sees this rabbit out at like 150 meters or so with this warp nine load he's got. He steadies against a tree and draws a bead. Squeezes it off. Rabbit just sits there.
He's all WTF, so he aims again, shoots, rabbit sits there looking around. Nice day it was, apparently. Short story long, he looses another ten rounds, never hits the bunny. He's all pissed. Eventually the rabbit hops away, so Charlie goes out that way to see what there was to see. About twenty yards towards the rabbit's site Charlie finds some shreds of copper.
Yep: he loaded those suckers so hot it stripped the copper jacket off.
Warp factor eight, Mr. Sulu.
CDFingers