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Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalMart

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:05 am
by bigstones
Don't know why, but this strikes me as being pretty funny. I think they should have arrested her for the wrong meat/vino pairing. After all who hasn't gone to WalMart and wanted to grab some chicken and wine and jump on one of those motorized carts.
A woman ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart, authorities say.

It happened at the Lecanto Walmart on Tuesday and the woman was arrested for shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office. Citrus deputies responded after the store loss prevention employee contacted them about an alleged shoplifter he had in custody. The employee told deputies that he had noticed the woman acting suspiciously driving the motorized shopping cart.

A deputy said he could see a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart. He also said he watched her grab a box of sushi from the shelf, eat a piece and put the box back. She did the same with cinnamon rolls and mini muffins. He saw her eat the majority of a rotisserie chicken while on the shopping floor.

The woman, Josseleen Elida Lopez, age 20, consumed $32.36 worth of food and wine while at the store, deputies say.

When the deputies arrested her, they found two empty syringes, one in her purse and one in her backpack. She told detectives she had used the syringes to shoot up meth earlier, officials say.

When they asked her why she took the food she said she was hungry and didn’t want to bring it outside of the store. She told them she knew that what she was doing was wrong. http://wncn.com/2015/12/26/woman-arrest ... king-wine/

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:21 am
by Stiff
Well, if she picked white or rose wine it should have been ok, right?

But she screwed the sushi, she should have gotten a bottle of sake to go along with it. Only a meth head eats sushi with wine.

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:55 pm
by kilgoretrout
She also looks to be about 13 from her photos... the deputy just watched her guzzle wine?

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:12 pm
by TheViking
Stiff wrote: Only a meth head eats sushi from Walmart.
Fixed...

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:13 am
by BKinzey
Yeah Baby!

Let's PAARRR-TAY!

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:24 am
by popgunn
Hmmm... didn't know Walmart had a buffet. :shock:

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:08 am
by Stiff
TheViking wrote:
Stiff wrote: Only a meth head eats sushi from Walmart.
Fixed...
Enough sake will kill the bacteria and improve the (perception of the) taste.

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:01 am
by whitey
I can sympathize with her not wanting to take it out of the store to eat. If anybody here has ever made the mistake of buying produce from Walmart knows is that if you don't eat it before you leave the store with it, it immediately rots. Would've been classier if the wine was in a box.

Re: Woman arrested for eating chicken, drinking wine in WalM

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:40 am
by tmstffrd
Too bad, because Wal-mart steals from the taxpayer, steals food stamps from us, and pays their workers shitty wages so they have to shop at Walmart. . . Hmmm


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