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Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement pump.
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:52 am
by TrueTexan
This may prove the point that guns are a replacement for certain organs that are not functioning up to expectations.
A man threatened a Minnesota adult video store clerk with a pistol after he refused to exchange what he claimed was a faulty penis pump, police said.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pen ... 58f6597964
Maybe he was trying to load it with a caliber that was way to small.
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:58 am
by TheViking
I'm most surprised that there are still video stores around... But I guess they're supplementing with - ummm - other forms of entertainment...
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:59 am
by TheViking
...also, cue the Small Penis Jokes...
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:23 pm
by workinstiff
Dude, no refunds, no exchanges, because, uhhh...we actually do know where it's been.
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:51 am
by MaxwellG
He should have gone with the auto-loader not the manual pump.
or these work well I hear.....
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:44 am
by TheViking
Wonder if he drove his lifted F350 commuter car from his downtown apartment to there?
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:23 pm
by TrueTexan
TheViking wrote:Wonder if he drove his lifted F350 commuter car from his downtown apartment to there?
You mean the one with the Truck Nuts hanging off the trailer hitch?
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:41 pm
by TheViking
TrueTexan wrote:TheViking wrote:Wonder if he drove his lifted F350 commuter car from his downtown apartment to there?
You mean the one with the Truck Nuts hanging off the trailer hitch?
Yep - and the smokestacks with the injectors to make more smoke and piss off libruhls in Priuses!
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:25 pm
by SailDesign
TheViking wrote:Yep - and the smokestacks with the injectors to make more smoke and piss off libruhls in Priuses!
I had a humungo-truck try that with me the other day. Smoke didn't get low enough to affect the Fiat, but it sure pissed off the cop in the Explorer behind me...
Karma's a bitch, which is why we love her.
Re: Clerk threatened with gun over faulty male enhancement p
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:27 pm
by TheViking
SailDesign wrote:TheViking wrote:Yep - and the smokestacks with the injectors to make more smoke and piss off libruhls in Priuses!
I had a humungo-truck try that with me the other day. Smoke didn't get low enough to affect the Fiat, but it sure pissed off the cop in the Explorer behind me...
Karma's a bitch, which is why we love her.
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