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Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:48 pm
by GuitarsandGuns
Be careful It's a worldwide conspiracy.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/us-m ... 6476283955
ARE dogs taking over the world? Two men, on opposite sides of the world, have been shot by their alleged best friends.
One man's shooting trip in Utah, US took a surprise turn when he was shot in the buttocks - by his own dog.
Meanwhile in France, a 55-year-oldd hunter had to have his right hand amputated after his dog accidentally shot him has said he doesn't blame the pet, which he still considers "adorable".
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:03 pm
by Elmo
They finally figured it out. Don't bring fangs to a gunfight.
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:06 pm
by GuitarsandGuns
I just moved the thread to firearms in the news
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:53 pm
by SwampGrouch
"That'll teach you to try and palm those shitty house brand dog biscuits off to me. I want Milk Bones, damnit!!"
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:00 pm
by Sonofagun
Armed Dog Rebellion sounds like an ass kickin screen name.
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:27 pm
by begemot
GuitarsandGuns wrote:Be careful It's a worldwide conspiracy.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/us-m ... 6476283955
ARE dogs taking over the world? Two men, on opposite sides of the world, have been shot by their alleged best friends.
One man's shooting trip in Utah, US took a surprise turn when he was shot in the buttocks - by his own dog.
Meanwhile in France, a 55-year-oldd hunter had to have his right hand amputated after his dog accidentally shot him has said he doesn't blame the pet, which he still considers "adorable".
"And he's adorable!..." Famous last words. Another reason I'm a cat person. At least I know where I stand with my cats. One of them is clearly evil and would off me in sec if I didn't serve a purpose to her.
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:48 pm
by senorgrand
This just in, in response to the naked aggression of the gun-toting canine, the French town of Bordeaux promptly surrendered.
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:23 pm
by punkinlobber
I cut my dog's thumbs off for this particular reason. Now he can't hold a gun.
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:36 am
by Elmo
punkinlobber wrote:I cut my dog's thumbs off for this particular reason. Now he can't hold a gun.
Uh-oh. Your dog just ordered one of these.
http://monstermangrip.com/
Re: Armed Dog Rebellion
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:27 am
by Fukshot
senorgrand wrote:This just in, in response to the naked aggression of the gun-toting canine, the French town of Bordeaux promptly surrendered.
I always thought that stuff tasted like dog piss.