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http://www.heavy.com/news/2012/09/teen- ... aning-gun/

A Florida teen got himself a brand-new gun and promptly fired a bullet through his penis and left testicle.

THAT right there is a Darwin award. Doesn't matter if he dies. If he can't reproduce, he's taken himself out of the gene pool.

oh man, that is just so wrong....loved the photo's cation though.
and i am not certain about the qualification for the Darwin's...he's still got the right nut....

The wages of stupid.

And Darwin smiles.

Don't most teenage boys have a hard time not shooting off their gun when cleaning their pistol?

How come there is two threads about this story.

rolandson wrote:oh man, that is just so wrong....loved the photo's cation though.
and i am not certain about the qualification for the Darwin's...he's still got the right nut....

A right nut but no peen. Also, with the left one removed so violently, there's a very good chance the right one isn't functional anymore. Even if functional, the only way he could reproduce is some kind of artificial extraction method.

Merged two threads.

Well, I did an assload of stupid shit, when I was a teen. Fortunately, none of those incidents had an outcome as bad as this one. This is a life-altering even for a poor kid that has his whole life ahead of him. I feel for him, and his family...

It really doesn't matter if he doesn't learn from this mistake, does it, since it is a performance that can not be repeated.

punkinlobber wrote:It really doesn't matter if he doesn't learn from this mistake, does it, since it is a performance that can not be repeated.

Yeh, he won't have the balls to do THAT again!

Wurble wrote:

rolandson wrote:oh man, that is just so wrong....loved the photo's cation though.
and i am not certain about the qualification for the Darwin's...he's still got the right nut....

A right nut but no peen. Also, with the left one removed so violently, there's a very good chance the right one isn't functional anymore. Even if functional, the only way he could reproduce is some kind of artificial extraction method.

This is almost more info than I need.

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I almost pity the stupid fuck. Almost.

(I do believe in the inherent worth and dignity of every human being, but some people squander it.)

He bought the pistol at a party from a friend. His housemate left pot laying around in plain sight.

I don't believe there will be an entry hole in his trousers and don't believe he was cleaning the pistol. He was probably standing in front of the mirror practicing a waistband quick-draw while doing his best tough guy face. If he was a little older, he'd be saying "You talking to me?".

Wurble wrote:THAT right there is a Darwin award. Doesn't matter if he dies. If he can't reproduce, he's taken himself out of the gene pool.

^^This

Dude should seriously consider getting rid of the last ball. I mean, unless they can clone him a dick off of a mouse's back, he's in for a horrible life.

He'll be asexual and become androgynous, but at least he'll free up some grey matter space and get some shit done.

commandZee wrote:Dude should seriously consider getting rid of the last ball. I mean, unless they can clone him a dick off of a mouse's back, he's in for a horrible life.

He'll be asexual and become androgynous, but at least he'll free up some grey matter space and get some shit done.

Gender reassignment might be his subconscious desire.

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commandZee wrote:Dude should seriously consider getting rid of the last ball. I mean, unless they can clone him a dick off of a mouse's back, he's in for a horrible life.

He'll be asexual and become androgynous, but at least he'll free up some grey matter space and get some shit done.

Yeah, hormones don't actually work quite like that. Slow healing, weight gain and fatigue is more like it.

Here I go with the documentaries again. I saw this on tv several years ago, sorry I can't find a full version. If you have netflix I suggest checking it out, its fascinating to hear these men's stories, how and why they did it.

Careful, there's some graphic content in this trailer, the reason why I didn't embed it.

American Eunuch Trailer 2003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4aHgt1Am4

WhoDat wrote:Well, I did an assload of stupid shit, when I was a teen. Fortunately, none of those incidents had an outcome as bad as this one. This is a life-altering even for a poor kid that has his whole life ahead of him. I feel for him, and his family...

+1!

Poor bastard. I've been known to frequently utter the sentiment of "too bad stupidity isn't painful". Apparently, sometimes it is. I do feel sorry for him. Dumbass or not his life will never be the same again.

It might not effect him at all. I knew a guy that slammed his business in a car door. He was really popular with the ladies....

OldCrow wrote:It might not effect him at all. I knew a guy that slammed his business in a car door. He was really popular with the ladies....

I think I just broke my brain trying to suss out how the hell he could do that.