Airline Pilots
1Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
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They have to be self important, because everyone else shits on them.whitey wrote:Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
So I'm at a bar...at a hotel...in Charlotte, I drink too much lately, and he sits next to me. I'm a non-social person so I am ignoring him but, he chats up the old crusty southerner on his left and starts in about Obama and liberals yadda yadda. Well the old hick says that Obama is a Mooslim with a secret agenda to destroy this country, oy vey, strike one our pilot agrees. Then they go on about the health care bill and other nonsense. The pilot did have 2 points I agreed with, he believes in global warming and thinks Al Jazeera is a reliable news source. I was at the bar for a total of 40 minutes, which is an all time record for me. Besides the bar food and beer making my cardiologist cringe, their topic of conversation was doing wonders on my blood pressure.JamesH wrote:Never thought about it. There's got to be some backstory to your post, though. Please share.
woopsAmirMortal wrote:How do you know if a pilot is in the room? Easy, he'll tell you.
I think the investment banking crowd might have them beat.whitey wrote:Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
What statistical sample size did you use to arrive at this conclusion?whitey wrote:Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
1 bar, 1 pilot. What more statistical proof does one need?SwampGrouch wrote:What statistical sample size did you use to arrive at this conclusion?whitey wrote:Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
Does your research include investment bankers, trial lawyers, and high profile surgeons?
LMFAOXela wrote:1 bar, 1 pilot. What more statistical proof does one need?SwampGrouch wrote:What statistical sample size did you use to arrive at this conclusion?whitey wrote:Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
Does your research include investment bankers, trial lawyers, and high profile surgeons?![]()
Xela
I'm going with lawyers being the most self-important a-holes. Not just trial lawyers. Lawyers. I rented an apartment from one and I was in a relationship with a different one. So two is my sample size. And I didn't like either one in the end. And I now project that on all lawyers. And it'll be tough to change my opinion. So sue me. It's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.SwampGrouch wrote:What statistical sample size did you use to arrive at this conclusion?whitey wrote:Is it me or are these guys the most self important assholes on the planet?
Does your research include investment bankers, trial lawyers, and high profile surgeons?
I know a handful of pilots well, but between my wife's work and mine I know lots of MDs/DOs and plenty of lawyers. Not all JDs and MDs/DOs are arrogant bastards, but the ones that are really set the bar high. And they were usually jocks in high school. So, yes, I can see some fighter jocks maxing out on the AB Scale.rolandson wrote:I'm going with surgeons...specifically ophthalmic surgeons...
And I still don't give-a-shit how arrogant they are...if they're in my eye, I want them to be what they claim to be. I don't have to like them or socialize with them.
And as far as pilots go, the most arrogant of the bunch that I have encountered are Navy F-18 pilots. But then, anyone with the guts to land on a moving - pitching postage stamp in the middle of the night has earned bragging rights from my point of view.
And for the record, I have 4...count 'em...4 hours in the left seat of a Piper Seminole...so I know! (I'll never do that again)
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