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How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:04 pm
by mark

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:11 pm
by Elmo
Cool!

I almost pulled a hammy just watching some of those high kicks.

And those are wool dress uniforms in the Punjabi heat.

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:35 pm
by whitey
So how does it look when they open the border?

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:54 pm
by mark
whitey wrote:So how does it look when they open the border?

Just play the video backwards.

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:50 pm
by rolandson
only the british could have come up with something like that...the pakistani's and indian's just gave it a little style is all...

they have nukes too!

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:23 am
by Zagadka
I wonder how they do shift changes on their nuke site controls...

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:34 am
by Elmo
Zagadka wrote:I wonder how they do shift changes on their nuke site controls...
:lol:

I hope the high kicks don't hit any buttons....

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:42 am
by the comedian
Those " silly walks" were not invented by the British.
Despite their religious differences, both India and Pakistan share a common culture. The prancing around may seem silly to modern Western eyes, but it is an ancient tradition going back thousands of years, back to the days when Indians fought with spears, arrows and elephants.
Basically the high kicks and gyrations were performed by champions in between the battle lines before the slaughter started. Roughly translated, the gymnastics meant, " The gods favour us, and we are going to totally stomp your guts out and skull fuck your corpses."

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:51 am
by mark
re: the 'silly walk' comment in the video: In case you didn't recognize the narrator, that is Michael Palin of Monty Python. So the 'ministry of silly walks' was obviously a reference to the john cleese skit.

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:01 pm
by Xela
the comedian wrote:Those " silly walks" were not invented by the British.
Despite their religious differences, both India and Pakistan share a common culture. The prancing around may seem silly to modern Western eyes, but it is an ancient tradition going back thousands of years, back to the days when Indians fought with spears, arrows and elephants.
Basically the high kicks and gyrations were performed by champions in between the battle lines before the slaughter started. Roughly translated, the gymnastics meant, " The gods favour us, and we are going to totally stomp your guts out and skull fuck your corpses."
It's not species specific either. A lot of ceremonial "stuff" goes on before a fight between two males, or when claiming territory, or when about to mate.

Not surprisingly, these guys remind me of roosters, or peacocks, rather than ancient (or modern) warriors.

Xela

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:24 pm
by the comedian
Xela wrote:
the comedian wrote:Those " silly walks" were not invented by the British.
Despite their religious differences, both India and Pakistan share a common culture. The prancing around may seem silly to modern Western eyes, but it is an ancient tradition going back thousands of years, back to the days when Indians fought with spears, arrows and elephants.
Basically the high kicks and gyrations were performed by champions in between the battle lines before the slaughter started. Roughly translated, the gymnastics meant, " The gods favour us, and we are going to totally stomp your guts out and skull fuck your corpses."
It's not species specific either. A lot of ceremonial "stuff" goes on before a fight between two males, or when claiming territory, or when about to mate.

Not surprisingly, these guys remind me of roosters, or peacocks, rather than ancient (or modern) warriors.

Xela
If those guys remind you of peacocks, check these guys out:

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:26 pm
by rolandson
the comedian wrote:Those " silly walks" were not invented by the British.
Despite their religious differences, both India and Pakistan share a common culture. The prancing around may seem silly to modern Western eyes, but it is an ancient tradition going back thousands of years, back to the days when Indians fought with spears, arrows and elephants.
Basically the high kicks and gyrations were performed by champions in between the battle lines before the slaughter started. Roughly translated, the gymnastics meant, " The gods favour us, and we are going to totally stomp your guts out and skull fuck your corpses."
ever seen the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace?

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:31 pm
by Xela
the comedian wrote:
Xela wrote:
the comedian wrote:Those " silly walks" were not invented by the British.
Despite their religious differences, both India and Pakistan share a common culture. The prancing around may seem silly to modern Western eyes, but it is an ancient tradition going back thousands of years, back to the days when Indians fought with spears, arrows and elephants.
Basically the high kicks and gyrations were performed by champions in between the battle lines before the slaughter started. Roughly translated, the gymnastics meant, " The gods favour us, and we are going to totally stomp your guts out and skull fuck your corpses."
It's not species specific either. A lot of ceremonial "stuff" goes on before a fight between two males, or when claiming territory, or when about to mate.

Not surprisingly, these guys remind me of roosters, or peacocks, rather than ancient (or modern) warriors.

Xela
If those guys remind you of peacocks, check these guys out:
:thumbup:

Eh'xactly.

Xela

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:42 pm
by Xela
Oh course, not to be out done, we add our own twist to flamboyance.

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Xela

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:50 pm
by Xela
Check out what happens on the Mexican-American border in Laredo.

The "abrazo", the symbolic fraternal embrace between the 2 nations (video in Spanish):


It's part of the big Washington's Birthday Celebration down there:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington ... elebration

National Geographic did this bit about that:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2006/ ... wartz-text

Crazy elites, do some crazy shows and circuses. Of course, the people just eat a lot of "menudo" and jalapeƱos, and drink beer.

Xela

Re: How the border between India and Pakistan is closed

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:11 pm
by Elmo
In all seriousness, I'm delighted to see Indians and Pakistanis competing on the basis of ceremonial puffery rather than shooting wars, of which they've had plenty.