Funny situation today

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... Actually kind of embarrassing.

Today I brought a pair of motorcycle leathers to a tailor shop (actually a bridal alterations shop) to have a zipper put in. There were brides-to-be getting measured for their wedding dresses, chit-chatting about their impending weddings etc. After dropping them off and driving down the road a mile or so I realized that there's probably a Ruger LCR in the jacket pocket - Doh! (I had just returned from a morning ride and hadn't yet put the gun away.)

Returning to the shop I told the nice woman that I had left something important in the pocket. She was eagerly waiting to see what it was when out comes the revolver. Instead of shock, she wanted to know what kind of gun it was, what caliber, then started talking about all her favorite guns (her favorite is her .45 Long Colt). Then the other ladies in the shop started chatting to me about their guns and how they love shooting etc.

This is definitely New Mexico...
We live at a time when emotions and feelings count more than truth,
and there is a vast ignorance of science.
James Lovelock

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
-William G. McAdoo, lawyer and politician (1863-1941)

Funny situation today

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MtnMan wrote:
axel wrote: Today I brought a pair of motorcycle leathers to a bridal alterations shop....
Why am I thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum?"

Great story! But, uh, be a lil' bit more careful.
Damn beat me to it
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