Republicans are banning science
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:56 pm
They start by banning the phrase "sea level rise" in government documents, but they're also banning governement scientists from using the latest techniques. how about this? We take all these science hating conservatives, and and walk into a box. We put the following device inside the box: in a Geiger counter, there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small that perhaps in the course of the hour, one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges, and through a relay releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. Lets see how many walk inside.