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Jesus might not like figs but Elisha hated little children!

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:03 pm
by punkinlobber
I just saw the post about Jesus being upset because, as some folks implied, there were no testicles on the fig tree. Being raised a Catholic, I decided to share a little Old Testament Wisdom from 2 Kings 2, 23-24.

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. :smart:

Re: Jesus might not like figs but Elisha hated little childr

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:46 pm
by Fukshot
Gotta love them she bears. They'll be at the front of the parade this Sunday.

Re: Jesus might not like figs but Elisha hated little childr

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:29 pm
by Elmo
punkinlobber wrote:I just saw the post about Jesus being upset because, as some folks implied, there were no testicles on the fig tree. Being raised a Catholic, I decided to share a little Old Testament Wisdom from 2 Kings 2, 23-24.

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. :smart:
Harsh. Elisha must have been a Republican.

Re: Jesus might not like figs but Elisha hated little childr

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:46 pm
by Vodkin
larrymod wrote:
punkinlobber wrote:I just saw the post about Jesus being upset because, as some folks implied, there were no testicles on the fig tree. Being raised a Catholic, I decided to share a little Old Testament Wisdom from 2 Kings 2, 23-24.

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. :smart:
Harsh. Elisha must have been a Republican.
probably related to Sarah Palin