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New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:19 pm
by GuitarsandGuns

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:27 pm
by Fukshot
EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:50 pm
by Catalyst
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:08 pm
by JamesH
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.
I don't know...he's welcome to lick my bits anytime he wants.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:34 pm
by RJHinPDX
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.

My thoughts precisely.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:37 pm
by RJHinPDX
JamesH wrote:
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.
I don't know...he's welcome to lick my bits anytime he wants.
YUCK! I only let very, very close friends lick my bits.

Lips that speak Rethuglican shall never touch mine.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:53 pm
by JamesH
RJHinPDX wrote:
JamesH wrote:
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.
I don't know...he's welcome to lick my bits anytime he wants.
YUCK! I only let very, very close friends lick my bits.

Lips that speak Rethuglican shall never touch mine.
Maybe I should have said "he can suck my balls anytime he wants". I guess "bits" is reserved for girl anatomy. My bad. Maybe it's the difference between indoor and outdoor plumbing, too.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:46 am
by Fukshot
JamesH wrote:Maybe I should have said "he can suck my balls anytime he wants". I guess "bits" is reserved for girl anatomy. My bad. Maybe it's the difference between indoor and outdoor plumbing, too.
I use bits universally.

The difference might be that I consider contact with my bits to be desirable and you consider contact with your bits to be insulting. :lol:

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:09 am
by JamesH
Fukshot wrote:
JamesH wrote:Maybe I should have said "he can suck my balls anytime he wants". I guess "bits" is reserved for girl anatomy. My bad. Maybe it's the difference between indoor and outdoor plumbing, too.
I use bits universally.

The difference might be that I consider contact with my bits to be desirable and you consider contact with your bits to be insulting. :lol:
Contact with my bits is only insulting when I intend it to be.

Edit: It's a grand experience, otherwise.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:08 pm
by lsj74
RJHinPDX wrote:
JamesH wrote:
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.
I don't know...he's welcome to lick my bits anytime he wants.
YUCK! I only let very, very close friends lick my bits.

Lips that speak Rethuglican shall never touch mine.
Really :shock: I let random strangers lick mine. :P

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:10 pm
by GuitarsandGuns
So these guys are watching a dog licking his balls.

One of the guys says - "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."


His friend says - "If you sweet talk him, maybe he'll let you."

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:32 pm
by whitey
Two words.......peanut butter :lol:

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:54 pm
by SwampGrouch
Fukshot wrote:EWWWWWWW! nowhere near my bits, thanks.
Hell no! We already know he bites!

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:03 pm
by gendoikari87
whitey wrote:Two words.......peanut butter :lol:
what happens if they try to chew instead of lick?

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:10 pm
by RJHinPDX
GuitarsandGuns wrote:So these guys are watching a dog licking his balls.

One of the guys says - "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."


His friend says - "If you sweet talk him, maybe he'll let you."
:lol:

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:37 pm
by GuitarsandGuns
RJHinPDX wrote:
GuitarsandGuns wrote:So these guys are watching a dog licking his balls.

One of the guys says - "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."


His friend says - "If you sweet talk him, maybe he'll let you."
:lol:
So far you're the only one to get the joke.

:lol:

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:51 pm
by Fukshot
GuitarsandGuns wrote:So far you're the only one to get the joke.

:lol:
Oh, sorry. I was too busy looking for the video to realize it was a joke.

Re: New toilet paper invention

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:45 am
by GuitarsandGuns
Fukshot wrote:
GuitarsandGuns wrote:So far you're the only one to get the joke.

:lol:
Oh, sorry. I was too busy looking for the video to realize it was a joke.
:lol: