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by Queen
Grew up a military brat and started bagging groceries at the commissary for tips when I was 14, found out working for tips sucks and moved on to lifeguard/swim teacher/then swim coach. After high school joined the army (hated it), got out and had zero ambition, my uncle (a LEO) suggested same, I applied, tested and got offered a LEO position working as a Deputy Sheriff. Found out after a few years that I didn't care if someone got high or rolled a stop sign in the middle of nowhere, so realized being a LEO wasn't a good fit.
Heard about an opening at the fire department, tested, got hired on as a firefighter/medic. Best job ever, found my true calling and my place in the world; did that for five glorious years until I got hurt. Went to FL and became a professional lifeguard for a while, then drove trucks, drew blood at the hospital, worked autopsies, ran a few pools, went back to college for social work.
Worked with mentally ill homeless adults for 12 years until I was fried and could feel my compassion slipping... time to move on. Now I supervise a bunch of college kids who shelve the six million books of the stacks collection at the local university library. It's fairly boring but it pays the bills... it'll do until I can move out of IL in a couple of years and head back to FL.