Well, that's the way you do it! :-)CDFingers wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 8:38 am.
One does not simply un-Dad.Bisbee wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 1:50 pm What, is this Dad-jokes day?
a fine old joke repurposed.TrueTexan wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:00 pm A large group of Russian fighters in Ukraine are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a hill: "One Ukraine soldier is better than ten Russian fighters."
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the hill where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Ukraine soldier is better than one hundred Russian fighters.
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again: "One Ukraine soldier is better than a thousand Russian fighters."
The enraged Russian commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought ... then silence. Eventually, one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."