CDFingers
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4326CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4327He was in dire straits.
Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire. - Mahler
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4328LOL
CDFingers
CDFingers
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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4329Ok, I laughed out loud for both posts.
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4331Well, that's the way you do it! :-)
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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4332LOL
CDFingers
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4333
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4334What, is this Dad-jokes day?
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4335One does not simply un-Dad.
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4336All religions united with government are more or less inimical to liberty. All, separated from government, are compatible with liberty.-Henry Clay
Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.—Aristotle
Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.—Aristotle
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4337Hiker, where did you find such flattering pictures of Marjorie Trainwreck Greed?
Eventually I'll figure out this signature thing and decide what I want to put here.
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4338Jeebus, Hiker, I cannot un-see that now…
CD? He he he, I said “un-see”.
CD? He he he, I said “un-see”.
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4339One cannot simply un-see the once-seen. See? ;-)
MTG would seem more comfortable at a tractor pull.
CDFingers
MTG would seem more comfortable at a tractor pull.
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4340Oh Ghad, CD! You are determined to test our ability to un-see things…
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4341"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4342CD will meet you and raise you one.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4343Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire. - Mahler
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4344“I invented Tofu…”. 
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4345A large group of Russian fighters in Ukraine are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a hill: "One Ukraine soldier is better than ten Russian fighters."
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the hill where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Ukraine soldier is better than one hundred Russian fighters.
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again: "One Ukraine soldier is better than a thousand Russian fighters."
The enraged Russian commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought ... then silence. Eventually, one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the hill where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Ukraine soldier is better than one hundred Russian fighters.
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again: "One Ukraine soldier is better than a thousand Russian fighters."
The enraged Russian commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought ... then silence. Eventually, one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4346a fine old joke repurposed.TrueTexan wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:00 pm A large group of Russian fighters in Ukraine are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a hill: "One Ukraine soldier is better than ten Russian fighters."
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the hill where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Ukraine soldier is better than one hundred Russian fighters.
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again: "One Ukraine soldier is better than a thousand Russian fighters."
The enraged Russian commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought ... then silence. Eventually, one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4347
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4348
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4349Ancient Roman ice skater.
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CDFingers
CDFingers
'Til things we've never seen will seem familiar
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
4350
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
