Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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Fred met an older woman at a bar one night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she was a knockout, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'? "What's that?" he asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said. As his mind began to embrace the idea and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said "No, I've never had the chance, but I like the idea."

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."

They went back to her place and walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "You still awake, Mom?"
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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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Also, Dude, “crazy” is not the preferred nomenclature... “emotionally challenged,” please.
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