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featureless wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:07 pm I can do all of those things and I still shave. Kind of a condition for smooching my wife.
Me, too. More because my beard comes in grey and white. So that's my vanity. I LIKE the grey in my hair but I can't STAND when I haven't shaved seeing grey on my face. Part of me feels grey in my hair makes me look like a silver fox, but grey in my beard just makes me look....OLD!!!

Ok, it's a vanity. Besides, I LIKE not having the scratchy feeling of a beard.

My wife insists I can fix ANYTHING! (I can't but there's a lot I CAN fix.)
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D’oh!
Is suspect they don’t let her drive either...

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