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Cute.
Gaznazdiak wrote: Wed May 27, 2020 8:23 pm images (21).jpeg
In other news...

Borowitz.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump is “scared to death” that the 2020 Presidential election will be decided by Americans, an aide to Trump has confirmed.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowit ... -americans

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Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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Three statisticians go out hunting together.

After a while they spot a deer.

The first statistician takes aim and shoots and hits a tree five feet to the left of the deer.

The second aims and fires and hits a tree five feet to its right.

The third shouts out in great joy: "We got him!"
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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K9s wrote: Sat May 30, 2020 3:29 pm Three statisticians go out hunting together.

After a while they spot a deer.

The first statistician takes aim and shoots and hits a tree five feet to the left of the deer.

The second aims and fires and hits a tree five feet to its right.

The third shouts out in great joy: "We got him!"
Having spent 30+ years as a statistical programmer / analyst--I LOVE THIS!!!!!! :laugh: :roflmao: :yahoo:
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."

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YankeeTarheel wrote: Sat May 30, 2020 3:35 pm
K9s wrote: Sat May 30, 2020 3:29 pm Three statisticians go out hunting together.

After a while they spot a deer.

The first statistician takes aim and shoots and hits a tree five feet to the left of the deer.

The second aims and fires and hits a tree five feet to its right.

The third shouts out in great joy: "We got him!"
Having spent 30+ years as a statistical programmer / analyst--I LOVE THIS!!!!!! :laugh: :roflmao: :yahoo:
I know those hunters.

This cracked me up.

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YankeeTarheel wrote: Sun May 31, 2020 11:00 pm I dunno. There doesn't seem to be anything funny today.
Hey YT,

Sorry to hear about your wife's struggle with MRSA mate, I knew someone who had it, it's a battle, but it's a winnable one.

Not being of the praying persuasion, the best I can do is offer my best wishes.

As to the disorder and unrest, your cousins here in Oz, those of us who aren't hopelessly polluted by rightist propaganda, are with you, in spirit at least.

All the best mate
:drunklep:
Fidelis ad mortem

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Gaznazdiak wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:30 am
YankeeTarheel wrote: Sun May 31, 2020 11:00 pm I dunno. There doesn't seem to be anything funny today.
Hey YT,

Sorry to hear about your wife's struggle with MRSA mate, I knew someone who had it, it's a battle, but it's a winnable one.

Not being of the praying persuasion, the best I can do is offer my best wishes.

As to the disorder and unrest, your cousins here in Oz, those of us who aren't hopelessly polluted by rightist propaganda, are with you, in spirit at least.

All the best mate
:drunklep:
It's been tough, but it's much better and her spirits are better--but it's not gone yet. Every morning and night I hook her up for 90 minutes of infusion. I'm a devout Agnostic so prayers say to me people care for which I am thankful, but I don't see them doing anything. But we need to convince the doctor to keep her on in well beyond the "normal" course. This is the 4th antibiotic, and, on top of everything, she's allergic to most antibiotics, even this one, so she's on a powerful antihistamine to control that. But they gave us Epi Pens for an emergency.

What's going on here is SO wide-spread it tops even the anti-Vietnam war efforts at their peak. I was a little kid when the Civil Rights movement led to
SUCH violence in the South.

Oz has its own problems of racism, no doubt, as do most (if not all) nations where one ethnic group dominates. But your leadership isn't so insanely psycho, paranoid, ignorant, and incompetent as ours.

And I'm not surprised by ANYTHING he does, nor have I ever been. I've known Trump was a total putz going back to the late '80's. We went to one of his casinos in Atlantic City, in, I guess, 1990 or 1991. It was simply the WORST casino on the boardwalk, the worst casino I've ever been in. How you can't make money hand-over-fist in a casino requires such a level of incompetence that ONLY Trump could manage. He didn't understand, and STILL doesn't understand the 1st rule of running one. Even the Mafia understand that very simple rule:

You have to let people WIN! They have to get a "play" for their money and if they don't, they find another casino. Gambling is based on hope, and, when it's clear there's no hope, players, whether casual or serious, they go elsewhere. Trump simply doesn't understand why people don't just want to give him their money in a casino, when they can go elsewhere and have a chance at winning.

A Wall Street gaming and entertainment analyst wrote that Trump's casinos had troubles retaining a repeat clientele. Well, DUH! Trump furiously sued his firm and rather than manning up, they fired him...but he was RIGHT and Trump's casinos went bankrupt.

Because he used EVERY tool available to make sure players didn't win. Not "never", but enough so they went elsewhere. For example: If you play a slot machine and stick in a nickel or a quarter, if you don't get a payoff in 9 pulls, you switch machines. But if EVERY machine does that, you go to another casino. Even the Mafia pulls machines that don't pay off enough. But not the moron Orange Blob.

I liked (and still do) Black Jack. But there are ways to give players a chance to win, and ways to make it far more difficult to win. Trump always went for the latter. Thus, he "couldn't retain a clientele." Duh! We, of course, never went back.

Being that EVERYTHING Trump comes in contact with, as Rick Wilson wrote, "Dies". He took down Atlantic City as both a gambling and resort haven. He brought down the USFL before that. Without his daddy's money, Trump would be lucky to be selling broken used cars to suckers.
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."

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